2016年9月9日金曜日

凝りに凝りまくったセックス讃歌 ― NINJA SEX PARTYが大作ポップオペラ「6969」のPVを公開

ニンジャとセックスのパーティー! アメリカのコメディポップデュオ ― NINJA SEX PARTY
 

http://ninjasexparty.com/

 わが道を行くバカっぷりとこだわりのアレンジの効いたサウンドで全米のティーンからの圧倒的支持を集める、ダニー・セックスバンとニンジャ・ブライアンによるエレクトロ・ポップス・ユニット NINJA SEX PARTY。今年3月には絶妙な選曲センスが炸裂したカヴァーアルバム『Under the Covers』をリリースした彼らですが、先ごろ、9月8日付けで"6969"とPVを公開しました。PVは公開後わずか一日足らずでPV数 500,000を軽々と突破し、現在もなお凄まじい勢いで増え続けております。ちなみに同曲は昨年リリースのアルバム『Attitude City』のハイライトとなった曲。そのタイトルとキーヴィジュアルからRUSHの金字塔的コンセプトアルバム『西暦2112』のパロディだというのは一目瞭然で、原曲にならってこちらも七部構成(ほんとこの人たちはRUSH好きだなと)という趣向なのですが、ふたを開けてみればストーリーはナナメ上にブチ抜けており、セックスあふれるユートピアを夢見て旅立ったはずがセックスのないディストピアにたどり着いてしまった二人の(色々な意味で)アツい闘いを描いています。これでもかと頻出する「dick」「fuck」ワードと、セックスの喜びを凝りに凝りまくったアレンジで8分半に渡って高らかに歌い上げる、「Danny Sexbang」のネーミングの面目躍如たる大作ポップオペラ。PVもPVで無駄にメタファーまみれで無駄に力を入れており、「EAT DICKS」ちんぽ長老評議会(Council of Dick Elders)抑圧的ちんぽ政権(Oppressive Dick Regime)A-COCK-olypse(アチンポカリプス)などのパワーワードを視覚的にもナチュラルにブッこんでくるので、率直に言って最高に狂ってると思います(褒め言葉)。ご堪能あれ。





 "6969"

[OVERTURE]

[Narrator:] Somewhere deep in the slow, eternal depths of the heavens drifts a planet called simply "Earth"
And among the otherwise unremarkable population of this planet are two incredible heroes, destined to save the future from itself

[Danny Sexbang:] Hey Ninja Brian, I made a time machine spaceship. You... wanna go on it?
[Ninja Brian:]...
[Dan:] Yeah, okay cool

Soaring through the galaxy, the stars and sky align
The speed of light's for pussies; we're going at the speed of Brian
Flying towards the sexual peak of history and time
Computer, set a sexy course for the sexiest year

Sixty-nine
Sixty-nine
(Sixty-nine) I've got my space suit
(Sixty-nine) And ninety pounds of space lube

Crossing through into a fuckin' worm hole beyond the Milky Way
That shit's far
To a time of Earth so far into the future where everyone gets laid
Twice as hard
We're noble knights of honor on a fierce and sultry butt crusade
Here we are

Open the bay doors and let's live the dream
Give the world a double team
I bet it's a billion person orgy in an ocean of whipped cream

[SOLILOQUY]

Wait, this place isn't sexy at all!
And this robot sign says human touch has been outlawed

I can't believe my eyes, but it's a world without sex
Everyone here just wears full length pants and loose fitting turtlenecks
Men and women wave to each other from a respectable distance
Without the thrill of boning, what is life?
We must speak to the Council of Dick Elders tonight

[CONFRONTATION]

[Dan:] Excuse me, Dick Elders?
[Dick Elder Michael Starr:] What do you want?
[Dan:] I know it's most unusual to come before you so
But the planet Earth sucks balls now that no one's allowed to bone
We've come from the past to introduce you to ass
[Dick Elder:] Wait! You're Ninja Sex Party! You will ruin our plans!
Guards! Sound the alarms!
If people have sex, they'll break a thousand-year spell
There'll be a revolution and they'll think for themselves
We control this planet of unsatisfied wood
Why does being evil always feel so damn good?

[Dan:] Fuck that bullshit, we'll make it right
Get ready for a sexy fight
My dick's the spark of hope and a revolution shall ignite (tonight)
We're taking flight, we have to find a girl
[Dick Elder:] Shoot the fucking lasers!
Shoot the fucking lasers at 'em!
[Dan:] Show her what it means to love, and fix this broken world
[Dick Elder:] All the fuckin lasers!
All the fuckin lasers at 'em!
[Dan:] A new sex king will rule; let the boner banners be unfurled

[DISCOVERY]

[Dan:] Ninja Brian, look at that girl with the sad eyes and the beautiful blonde hair. I'm immediately in love!

(Sixty-nine) She spent a life all alone
(Sixty-nine) Wanna take her to the bone zone
(Sixty-nine) Make her feel the pleasure
(Sixty-nine) On a lonely treasure

I can't believe my eyes, but you're the girl of my dreams
Let's both tear all of our clothes off like two pants-hating wolverines
The love we make will save the Earth from this oppressive dick regime

We're having sex now
To change the world
You brought your friends now
Oh shit, they're girls!

[REVOLUTION]

I think it's obvious that people liked our sexy show
A multi-billion person orgy has broken out all across the globe
The human race, much like my junk, will now be free to grow (let's go!)

But what about the Elders?
We tore their world to shreds
Maybe they'll be cool with it
Oh hey, Dick Elders! How's it goin'?

[Dick Elder:] You two are fucking dead!

[ESCAPE]

[Dan:] So much for that, it's time to put on pants
And run away from their Death Army which is starting to advance
[Dick Elder:] Shoot the fuckin' lasers!
Way more fuckin' lasers at 'em!
[Dan:] We can't die, we're way too young
And there are so many girls to bone
[Dick Elder:] Shoot the fuckin' lasers!
Way more fuckin' lasers at 'em!
[Dan:] But now we're cornered with our backs against the wall!

[Dick Elder:] It's all over, Danny Sexbang! Your time has come!
But first, we're gonna take care of your ninja friend, here!
[Slash:] Aaaaaaahhhhh!
[Dan:] Goddamn, Brian, you killed them all
Now the empire will fall
I have to say in retrospect that was easier than I thought! (oh yeah!)

[FAREWELL]

Our work here's done, the future is secure
But my girl and I have one last farewell slam just to be sure
For underneath those rockin' boobs lies a heart that is so pure

[Dan:]
Take care of this world for me, my darling, I will always love you
... What is your name by the way? Kristen? Ah, a beautiful name
Until that glorious day when we meet again, Katie, farewell!

Now let us fly into the night sky
And we'll raise a glass to ass in a final goodbye
To sixty-nine, sixty-nine
Sixty-nine sixty-nine
(Sixty-nine) Let us be gone
(Sixty-nine) Our quest is life-long
(Sixty-nine) It's a sexy destiny so let's rock the fuck on
Sixty-nine, sixty-nine

Fuck yeah
Fuck yeah

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